A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

This morning, we posted the photo you see above, which shows a Latrell Sprewell figurine with an unintentionally funny warning label. The image was sent to us by a reader who had recently purchased the figurine at an antique store. Our commenters, naturally, were not content to let the Spree joke stand on its own. Almost immediately, the comment thread on the Spree post began brimming with photos of other figurines, with the commenters adding individual warning labels of their own making. Some were tasteless, some were cruel, but many were biting and rather hilarious. In no particular order, we hereby present this gallery of many of those figurines and their warning labels, while also encouraging you to check out the original thread for yourself. Off we go.

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Evander Holyfield
"Not for human consumption"
by DubaiAtNight

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Lawrence Taylor
"Warning: Must Be 16 To Use"
by Sgt. Hammerclaw

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Chris Berman
"Warning: May cause irritation"
by ReverseApeChemist

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Terrell Owens
"Warning: May Cause Cancer"
by Steve U

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Ted Williams
"KEEP FROZEN"
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A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Rae Carruth
"Warning: Do Not Use if You Are Nursing or Pregnant"
by The Amazing Sneijderman

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Adam Morrison
"Warning: Just for display, do not play with."
by siameese.cities

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Calista Flockhart
"WARNING: DO NOT EAT"
by Steve U

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Roberto Clemente
"WARNING: Flight Risk"
by In Re Hightower

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Steve McNair
"Warning: may contain lead"
by FEAST

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Ricky Williams
"Keep off grass"
by TRT-X

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Plaxico Burress
"Warning: May Harm Self"
by Phintastic

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Shawn Kemp
"WARNING: Use protection. Known to cause pregnancy."
by torn ibiscus

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Andre Rison
"Warning: May Cause 'Eye Damage"
by IronMikeGallego

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Pelle Lindbergh
"Warning: Ride May Come To A Sudden Stop"
by Captain Lou

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Dock Ellis
"Warning: May Contain Acid"
by Steve U

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Joe Theismann
"Some assembly required"
by DandyAndyMoog

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Sammy Sosa
"Care Instructions: Do Not Bleach"
by taco_mailman

A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Pat Summitt
"PLEASE RETURN TO 527 ANDY HOLT TOWER, KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE, 37996"
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A Roundup Of Figurines With Warning Labels Made Up By Deadspin Commenters

Jim Abbott
"Right Arm Sold Separately"
by Fendi Hotdogbun

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