They Tear Down Goalposts In Soccer, TooS

Zenit St. Petersburg supporters went nuts after their team beat rivals Dynamo Moscow 2-1 Saturday to clinch a repeat Russian Premiership title, a victory gained despite being down a man for most of the second half. The thrill of victory led to the agony of jail for a handful of fans whose revelry got out of hand, though we understand wanting to take home a very special artifact of your team's championship. After all, it's not like they picked up the goal and threw it into the ocean.