Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

This fine entry kicked off our Patrick Kane photoshop contest, but somehow we knew our wise readers had more in store. And you did not disappoint. I've picked the best ones here—with special commendation for our winner at the end—because we can cram only so many images into a gallery, but keep in mind that you're all winners, except for those of you that are losers.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Reader Adam showed the evolution of man.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Another Adam put Kane in a world... run by apes.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Tim decided to let Kaner ask, "Where's Kenyon?"

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Brady's Dimple put Kane in a place he'd never wind up.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Brian put Kane within a dream, within a dream, within a dream.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

C.P. just went full Escher.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Bryan did well by giving Kaner's sulking a context.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Raw Toast did that too.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

So did Chris.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Renee made the scorned Kane a failed Travolta suitor.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Wyatt embraced the Charlie Brown bit we suggested.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Vince had Kaner about ready to stomp Jay Cutler's tiny dog.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Reader darthpwnage_0 put Kaner in a position to get darthpwned.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Josh Zerkle hit the same note.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Erik put Kaner in a more homoerotic fraternity setting than the one he experienced.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Gabe riffs on a leitmotif of our photoshop contests by having Kaner in the firing line.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Raw Toast hit our other photoshop contest leitmotif.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Ghost of Ski Jones put Kane in a borough in which he'd never set foot.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Jimmy Bad Dance went Where's Waldo with a very funny disclaimer.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

John put the zonked-out Kane on The Walking Dead.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Our own Sean Newell went Citizen Kaner.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

And Jonerbaloner went Dean Cainer.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Kirk would like to know if Patrick Kane is gonna have to choke a bitch.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Patrick Kane: "Why so serious?"

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Patrick Kane: "Inebriating."

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Patrick did a fellow Patrick proud with this inspired parody.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Polk Panther made breadcrumbs out of Bud Light. He also made two very funny GIFs, which you can view here and here. We left them out of the gallery because we didn't want to break your computer.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

Allison went zeitgeisty by riffing on the Time boob-in-mouth cover. This is runner-up.

Here Are The Best Entries In Our Drunk, Sulking Patrick Kane Photoshop Contest

And Spare Tire wins for this inspired "Take On Me" parody. Spare Tire, email us to claim your prize. A round of snaps for all.