We can dispense with the Ohio or Florida game. This kind of crazy only happens in Florida. Just south of the Miami Herald offices, to be sort of specific. At around 2:00 p.m. yesterday afternoon, people heard several gunshots along the 13th Street ramp of the MacArthur Causeway. According to Miami Police, a road ranger (they provide public roadway assistance) and a woman saw a naked man attacking another man and eating his face.
The road ranger ordered the naked man to stop eating the other man's face via his loud speaker but, weirdly, the naked face-eating man did not comply. The woman flagged down a cop who was in the area to try and stop the madness.
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
The Miami Herald has surveillance cameras that were eventually trained on the scene and you can see cops roll up at around the 1:30 mark and they presumably shot the naked man shortly thereafter. The incident caused a whole lot of problems for Urban Beach Week as the causeway was backed up for hours as police investigated.