Cardinals outfield Carlos Beltrán may rank sixth in extra-base hits among active players, but he clearly thinks he's #1 at something—as his use of nonverbals at today's Braves-Cardinals game displayed. (Enjoy the SportSouth crew fumbling to cover for the extended middle finger.)

Update (4:37 p.m.): Some of you are suggesting it is his ring finger, in which case Beltrán does not even know how to properly flip the bird, since it is obvious that is what he is trying to do.