Last night we showed you a sneak peak inside the Mets locker room provided by SNY. Today, an industrious reddit user has taken several context clues and mashed them together with a few inferences and a dash of "sure, I measured the length between my penis and the floor" to come to the conclusion that Ike Davis was the owner of the dick behind R.A. Dickey. This is all [sic]'d.
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