Dwyane Wade Copes With Brutal Game 5 Loss By Wearing Stupid GlassesS

First it was Russell Westbrook, and now it's Dwyane Wade rocking a pair of glasses without lenses in the postgame locker room. Wade may be a fashionable man, but you can't pull off this look after you got your ass beat. LENS-FREE GLASSES ARE FOR CLOSERS. I'm not gonna go as far as Yahoo's Dan Wetzel or anyone else who might use Wade's glasses as some kind of impeachment of his character or his ability to win. That's a real stretch.

What is not a stretch is to say that he looks like a fucking idiot. "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!"