"Hello friends and welcome to the 2012 Jim Nantz Wedding At Historic Pebble Beach Golf Links. Phil Simms will be with us in a few moments." This magnificent vista will host the marriage ceremony for Jim Nantz and Courtney Richards. It is the seventh hole at Pebble Beach and will make for some lovely wasting-time-not-at-the-cocktail-hour photo-ops.
If you'll recall, Nantz is a recent divorcee who was a part of some of the more depressing media coverage you're likely to find. A little less than three years later and everything's coming up Nantz-y. He's basking in the sunlight at Pebble Beach, surrounded by Arnold Palmer, Nick Faldo and the immortal Mike Francesa as he marries a women two decades his junior. Oh, and then the U.S. Open begins next week. Fear not, he'll make his honeymoon—the Open is on NBC.