Baseball players: can they stop getting injured in ludicrous ways? No, they can not, and we are thankful for it.
The latest: Aubrey Huff, who blew out his knee hopping the dugout railing after the final out of Matt Cain's perfect game. Huff tried to be the cool dude, but tripped on the railing and landed smack on his knee. (There's an animated gif at the link.) He's getting an MRI today, and Bruce Bochy says the disabled list is a possibility.