The Beep-Beep Awards, And Nine Other Bizarre Slides From Gregg Williams's SlideshowsS

When the NFLPA released 200 pages of "evidence" from the NFL's case against the Saints, we were disappointed that most of it had nothing to do with bounties, but secretly delighted at the glimpse into Gregg Williams's motivational techniques. Before every game, Williams would create and share Powerpoint slideshows with his defense, and quite often—they were fucking weird.

Here are some of our favorites, starting with the completely inexplicable Beep-Beep Awards. Click through, and please do click the magnifying glass to expand.

The Beep-Beep Awards, And Nine Other Bizarre Slides From Gregg Williams's SlideshowsS

Oof. A pretty damn racist mini-biography of General John Pershing, complete with what appears to be a call for executing Iraqi terrorists with bullets soaked in pig's blood. Presumably this was retired before Isa Abdul-Quddus joined the Saints.

The Beep-Beep Awards, And Nine Other Bizarre Slides From Gregg Williams's SlideshowsS

In case you were wondering, this is called are you fucking kidding me!

The Beep-Beep Awards, And Nine Other Bizarre Slides From Gregg Williams's SlideshowsS

We assume this was commissioned upon the return of DT Rodney Leisle (misspelled in the slide), who left New Orleans after the 2006 season but re-signed in 2009. We also assume he was known for throwing up.

The Beep-Beep Awards, And Nine Other Bizarre Slides From Gregg Williams's SlideshowsS

Complacent? Fucking complacent.

The Beep-Beep Awards, And Nine Other Bizarre Slides From Gregg Williams's SlideshowsS

Difficult-to-read motivational text.

The Beep-Beep Awards, And Nine Other Bizarre Slides From Gregg Williams's SlideshowsS

Easier-to-read motivational text.

The Beep-Beep Awards, And Nine Other Bizarre Slides From Gregg Williams's SlideshowsS

For god's sake, clean up after yourselves.

The Beep-Beep Awards, And Nine Other Bizarre Slides From Gregg Williams's SlideshowsS

I have no idea.

The Beep-Beep Awards, And Nine Other Bizarre Slides From Gregg Williams's SlideshowsS

Loose lips sink ships.