The Indoor Football League is quickly becoming my favorite professional sports league, though I use the term "professional" very, very loosely. Last week we told you how the Omaha Beef would miss the IFL playoffs because they're owned by the league, and the league decided the Beef's participation wouldn't be worth it financially. The Beef would have traveled to Sioux Falls, S.D., to take on the undefeated Storm over the weekend. The Storm played the Lehigh Valley Steelhawks instead. But it now turns out the Storm had some bizarre troubles of their own on Friday.