50-Year-Old Man Allegedly Attacked Three Women With Sword, Peanut Butter Sandwich

There's no summer lunch quite like the peanut butter sandwich. Unlike anything with meats or cheeses, it holds up well to the heat. Its gooey richness goes well with any season. Even when it's being smeared on a suspicious lady outside your trailer.

Here's The Ledger of Lakeland, Fla.:

A Winter Haven man remained in jail Sunday after he was accused of attacking three women with a 4-foot sword and a peanut-butter sandwich, according to the Polk County Sheriff's Office.

Mark Christopher Miller, 50, used the sword to threaten two women, one of them pregnant, and then smeared another with the sandwich before the deputies hauled him away, according to his arrest report.

As the deputies drove him to jail, Miller ripped a piece of padding from the inside of the patrol car with his teeth, the report says.

I can't vouch for the tastiness of a Crown Vic's foam, though.

Sword, Sandwich Used in Attack on Women, Deputies Say [The Ledger, h/t Andrew]