SponsoredThis Lady Might Show Her Hoo-ha For Five Hundred Canadian BucksStudio@Gizmodo7/13/12 11:59amFiled to: Lady bitsDeadspinHeadlineAdvertisementEditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Meet Christa, licensed cosmetologist, office secretary, and all-around refined lady. Christa disapproves of all those painted-up trollops on TV who go around flashing their delicate flowers. In fact, she has a sound piece of advice for celebs who complain that their "nudie pictures" are being shared all over the Internet: don't take them in the first place. Advertisement While Christa has a pretty legit point (although not one that Deadspin endorses), her coworkers at JJK Security think she's a hypocrite. So, exactly how much cash would it actually take for Christa to flash her bits? Find out in the clip above.Christa is but one of many colorful real-life characters on Small Town Security — AMC's new series about a family-owned private security firm in rural Georgia. Advertisement Head here to meet the whole gang, and tune in to the series premiere of Small Town Security on July 15 at 11/10C — only on AMC.