Is Lenny Dykstra A Hot Fucking Mess? "Yes, Your Honor."

You name your child "Leonard" and you have certain hopes and expectations. Chief amongst them being that, no matter what, he doesn't wind up a guy named "Lenny." The Dykstra's lost out on that one and the gritty hits just keep on coming. Lenny pleaded guilty to bankruptcy fraud on Friday and could spend four years in prison.

As you may recall, Dykstra filed for bankruptcy three years ago and claimed to owe creditors more than $30 million. In the interim, Lenny has been selling off his belongings (including baseball memorabilia he hid from creditors)—to the tune of $400,000—on the side and without the permission of his bankruptcy trustee.

Asked by U.S. District Judge Dean Pregerson if he had committed the crimes involved in the guilty plea, Dykstra responded, "Yes, your honor."

Lenny was looking at up to 20 years in jail if he did not cop to the charges. Since he's currently in the middle of a three year sentence for pleading no-contest to grand theft auto and was just recently sentenced to nine months for flashing ladies from Craigslist, Lenny made the smart move and took a deal (that he would waive his right to an appeal) guaranteeing him less than 51 months in jail.

This is all by way of saying, if you're in the market, I can't recommend Lenny enough. It's Stock Market 101: buy low, sell high.

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Lenny Dykstra pleads guilty in bankruptcy fraud case [USA Today]