We've all been there. And by there, I mean middle school. Michael DeClue, the owner of the Orange County Master Bait Shop ("Home of the Fattest Worm in Town!") Orange, Va., has never left. And thank god for that.

WVIR's team suggests at the end that the whole thing might be staged. Perhaps they're right. That crotchety councilman looks like he came straight from a Parks and Rec casting session. But until then, we're siding with DeClue. Those fat worms need all the loving they can get.

New "Master Bait Shop" Has Town of Orange Talking [WVIR, h/t James]