Given that CB Bucknor's been named "Worst MLB Umpire" by pro ballplayers three times, it's a sure bet most fans don't think much of the ump, either. (Your reaction to our Better Know An Umpire on Bucknor backs that up.) So here's your chance to revel in some CB misery, as he takes an Ubaldo Jimenez fastball square in the facemask (after a glancing blow to the Rays' Desmond Jennings). Lest you think we're dancing over a broken man, Bucknor finished the game after a few minutes of staggering around. [Sun Sports]

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