Roberto Hernandez Apologizes To Cleveland Fans, Fans Are Just As Confused As You Are

"But he...that guy looks like...Faus...to?"

Hi! How you doing? Remember how Fausto Carmona is actually 31-years-old and not named Fausto Carmona? Well, he got himself a visa so he's back with the Indians—still not named Fausto Carmona—and apologizing for not being a younger pitcher named Fausto Carmona.

While he is back with the team now, Hernandez will not join the rotation immediately because he must serve a three week suspension for falsifying his identity.

Update 5:13 p.m.: Indians players treated Hernandez to a triple birthday party with three cakes to make up for the difference in age between Hernandez and Carmona.

Roberto Hernandez Apologizes To Cleveland Fans, Fans Are Just As Confused As You Are

Hernandez apologizes to Indians, Cleveland fans [CBS]
Roberto Hernandez/Fausto Carmona receives U.S. visa, will serve three-week suspension [Hardball Talk]