The Olympics are crazy. There are lots and lots of events at all hours of the day. But if NBC has its way, you'll learn about the events only a few minutes before you watch them, probably on tape-delay, with all the foreigners cut out. We at Deadspin don't want that to be the case! So we've assembled a handy guide for you with the dates and times (they're in GMT, so subtract five hours if you're in EDT) of all the events. If you're not the plan-in-advance type, you're also in luck. We'll be providing you with a new schedule every day, complete with links to streams of the events. You're welcome. Happy Olympics.

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