Evil Colombian Lady Suspended Two Matches For Sucker-Punching American Treasure Abby WambachBarry Petchesky7/30/12 2:40pmFiled to: Abby WambachSoccerlondon 2012london olympicsWomen's soccerColombiaLady andradeVideoNews57EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkIn the first half of Saturday’s 3-0 win over Colombia, Abby Wambach took a fist to the face from exquisitely named forward Lady Andrade. The refs missed it completely, and Wambach was sporting a black eye after the match.AdvertisementJustice was sort of done today, as FIFA (why FIFA and not Olympic officials? Who knows!) banned Andrade for Colombia’s next two matches. If they even make it that far, which they won’t, because they’re not nearly as awesome as U.S. Ambassador Of Headers And Beautiful Goals Abby Wambach, even with a shiner.For a handy master schedule of every Olympic event, click here.