Bud Selig Pinky-Swears He'll Retire When His Contract Ends In 2014

No one seriously believes that Bud Selig is anywhere close to retiring, because it would be such an unfathomable thought to have a MLB commissioner actually capable of adapting with the times or that anyone would give up such unabated autonomy as the MLB owners have bestowed on him. Nonetheless, The Bud insists we've only got two more years left under his reign. OK, sure.

[h/t Neyer]