The poor Cleveland Indians are 50-60, 10 games out of first in the division and 9.5 games out of the second wild card spot. They're not going anywhere this year, even though they entered the season with this triumphant retrospective and a slogan to match: "What if?"

So, firmly in the throes of the dog days, Cleveland comedian Mike Polk Jr. decided to make his own version of the "What If" ad. Like anything involving sports in Cleveland, it's the pinnacle of tragicomedy.