The video above? All of that is culled from just a few hours of today's SportsCenter, which included: six minutes of coverage devoted exclusively to the topic of Tim Tebow's birthday; 40 seconds of Kevin Negandhi reading birthday tweets sent to Tebow; Herman Edwards, Adam Schefter, and Marcellus Wiley offering their own birthday wishes; and someone saying "Tebow" or "happy birthday" several dozen times in all.
ESPN, this is your low point.
Video by Kate Bennert
UPDATE, 6:24 p.m.: Oh wait, it actually got much, much worse. Here's a clip from ESPN News this afternoon in which Herm Edwards and Marcellus Wiley don party hats. And, yes, there's cake for Tebow too: