Allow me to self-plagiarize for a moment. A few members of the Deadspin staff, myself included, once went to the MLB Fan Cave. It was in many ways a soul-crushing place, where the Pepsi Max (but no other variety of Pepsi) was bottomless, and where Jeff Nelson was just hanging out, likely against his will. And there was no telling what Bud Selig made Nelson do in the basement. I now shudder at the thought.
But, as we said last time the Fan Cave came out with a cool video, the Fan Cave has evidently earned its keep. This is funny! Derek Holland especially. (Although nearly everyone does a fine job here. Rick Sutcliffe kind of doesn't, but whatever.)