I am a man. I woke up feeling great about myself today, but I didn't know why. Now I totally do!
After three quarters of a century, women will be included on the membership rolls of Augusta National Golf Club, one of the most exclusive clubs in the world and the host of the Masters.
Augusta National Chairman Billy Payne announced Monday that former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and business executive Darla Moore will be the first female members of the club.
Hooray! Let this be a lesson to all you young ladies out there: If you evangelize for torture and unjust wars, you too can play 18 holes with Lou Holtz.