Scottie Pippen's Porsche Had A Fender-Bender In Chicago Today

Scottie Pippen, who is totally not bankrupt, had a minor car accident on Chicago's Magnificent Mile this afternoon. According to our tipster, his Porsche collided with an Audi at the corner of Michigan and Chestnut (right across the street from the Hancock Center). Pippen stepped out to make a phone call, but quickly got back inside his car when people started taking photos.

This has been your Chicago traffic report.