Red Sox Skip Johnny Pesky's Funeral, Probably To Get Chicken And Beer Or SomethingBarry Petchesky8/23/12 2:21pmFiled to: Boston Red SoxJohnny PeskyBoston Red Sox collapseChicken and beerMlbFuneralsNewsAppic16EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkIn case you're keeping score at home, a non-comprehensive list of reasons why the Red Sox are six games under 500: The Red Sox used to drink too much in the clubhouse. The Red Sox aren't allowed to loosen up in the clubhouse. The Red Sox got too fat. Ownership is too concerned with Liverpool. Josh Beckett spent an off-day golfing. Clay Buchholz spent one night of a DL stint at a charity event. John Lackey somehow found beer. The media was mean to the players. Bobby Valentine lost the clubhouse. Bobby Valentine lost the clubhouse again. Bobby Valentine continued to lose the clubhouse.