The Yankees scraped past the Indians 3-1 last night in Cleveland, extending their AL East lead thanks in part to Derek Jeter's two hits.

Not a hit, it seems, is Jeter with the Cleveland fans. Here's one of a certain age giving Jeets the jerk-off, and we do hope when we get old we don't give a fuck as much as this guy. [WWOR]

h/t to Jen