Josh Beckett Joins Twitter, Is In Desperate Need Of New HandleS

Josh Beckett joined twitter today for the express purpose of saying goodbye to the Red Sox faithful, wherever they may be. It's very touching. But this here's a business and it can't be getting mussed up with feelings and dumb Twitter handles.

That's where you come in, Deadspinners. Let's see if we can't help out @Beck19bb pick out something a little snazzier. If we play our cards right, the winning submission will be picked by Josh Beckett himself and adopted as his twitter handle in perpetuity.*

*In this specific instance, "in perpetuity" should be interpreted to mean "never."