This afternoon's game in Cleveland between the Indians and Yankees presented us with a very important teachable moment—one Michael Kay evidently chose to ignore.
This is how an adult conducts himself. We will never begrudge a person trying for a foul ball or any similarly free souvenir at ball game. It's fun and free and a tangible link to a presumably good memory. But when an adult is matched up against a child, the child wins. This is how we behave in a civilized community. Spare us the "bratty, snot-nosed kid" routine. It's still a dramatically smaller and feebler human being than you, no matter how annoying it is. [YES]