Isaac's finally found his seat upgrade, and is heading to assault the Gulf Coast with actual hurricane-force winds. While FEMA stands ready and second-tier-couldn't-get-the-RNC-gig reporters speak breathlessly from the scene, actual Mississippians don't seem to be letting the whole fuss get to them.

Take these two gentlemen, for example, on the beach at Biloxi. Hurricanes mean great surfing weather, after all, though it seems these bros are mostly interested in air-humping NBC reporter Janet Shamlian. Pump those hips, bros!