Jerry Jones, Job Creator, Has An Assistant Whose Job Is To Clean Jerry's GlassesS

NBC provided a shot of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones in his luxury box during last night's Dallas-Giants season opener, and eagle-eyed fans would notice a young man in a dangerously-unbuttoned shirt accepting Jones's glasses, polishing them, then handing them back.

That's Montgomery Burns opulence, there. You know you're rich when you can make other people clean your spectacles for you. It makes us curious what other odd jobs Jerry Jones has an assistant for.