Jose has long been a personal muse, but things are starting to get a little out of hand and I'm worried we will have to part ways. For instance, this shirtless, mirrored-sunglassed, tits-bouncing video right here.

Lost in the hypnotic pulsing man tits, are several important insights into the Canseco psyche. Jose considers injecting steroids into your ass a team building experience and you just weren't willing to make the sacrifice for the team if you weren't juicing. This is part of a running series of "uncensored" (full frontal, maybe?), "raw" (definitely full frontal) videos filmed by Canseco in what appears to be his bedroom. The topic of this particular webinar is: "What are the most awesome steroids out there."

The most awesome ones, by the way, are the steroids that allow a man to make his breasts dance.
[steroid.com; via HardballTalk]