Oh look, it's the worst person in the world! (Allegedly.) Say hi, everyone!
Jake Burke used to be an assistant coach for the LaSalle-Peru (Ill.) Cavaliers (who we've actually featured here before). Last May, the school board voted not to re-hire him, under mysterious circumstances, but allowed him to continue teaching. On Aug. 24, L-P got mollywhomped 35-0 in their season opener. The opposing coach fessed up: a few days prior, he had received a detailed scouting report on the Cavaliers, which could have only come from someone who knew the team intimately.