Egypt's Moustafa Ismail has now been certified by the world record-recognizin' folks at Guinness as officially having the world's most ginormous guns, measuring some 31 inches around. (That's, like, three inches less than my waist.) The 24-year-old Ismail maintains such musculature by subsisting on a regular regimen of nearly seven pounds of protein a day spread out over six meals. His nickname? The Human Popeye, because of course.