Golf legend Jack Nicklaus was in Ohio today campaigning for Mitt Romney, who long ago sewed up the crucial Jim Nantz Vote. And here's what Romney said:

Just for reference, Nicklaus ranked ninth on ESPN's SportsCentury list, behind Michael Jordan, Babe Ruth, Muhammad Ali, Jim Brown, Wayne Gretzky, Jesse Owens, Jim Thorpe, and Willie Mays.

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I now leave you to debate the finer points of Romney's assertion in a calm, rational manner. Just kidding. GOLF POFLAWA! Romney is out of touch! Walking a golf course is harder than you think! DEADSPIN IS A FILTHY HAVEN OF LIBERAL CROSS-SODOMY! GO GO GO.