Oh, to be a Major League Baseball rookie. Tampa Bay Rays ace David Price recorded this video yesterday, and while some teams will make their newbies carry children's luggage or dress funny to and from the stadium, that won't fly for Tampa Bay. You've got to get in bikinis and dance around in front of the Green Monster while "Call Me Maybe" is playing over the PA system. Let this be a lesson to you aspiring baseball players: Don't ever be a rookie. (Conversely, don't ever retire.)

via David Price