The Browns are, so far, managing not to embarrass themselves—Cleveland's within a touchdown of the Ravens in Baltimore as of this writing. More serious injuries notwithstanding, we are concerned about the health of Browns center Alex Mack, who appears to be bleeding from a place you really do not want to be bleeding. His Secret World, if you will.
What's to blame? Handsy and lacerated Ravens D-linemen? Taco Bell pre-game dinner? The internets are buzzing about the bloody ass. Let us know if you have an answer!
Update: Browns quarterback Brandon Weeden is bleeding from his hand, which makes sense.