Nothing can keep Tom Green down—not cancer, retirement, or performing in front of college students who were in kindergarten when his career peaked. The comic is on campus at Arkansas this week, and during a studio hit on KFTA in Fayetteville took it upon himself to apply his resilient attitude to the miserable Razorbacks football team. (Fans, of course, have proven they need no positive reinforcement.)

To Green's credit he showed at least a reasonable knowledge of the Arkansas football situation, referencing the Bobby Petrino scandal and suggesting they "get out there and win some games," though in typical manic Tom Green style. It's amusing, but we really hope he doesn't have State College scheduled on his current tour. [KFTA]

h/t to Hayden