The NBA Releases A Video Demonstrating The Seven Illegal Flops That Will Get Players Fined This SeasonIsaac Rauch10/06/12 3:05pmFiled to: FloppingDavid SternNbanbapaBilly HunterHuman elementStu JacksonRulesNewsSports22EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink The NBA released a video yesterday of all the flops that they officially consider flops now that the NBA is officially considering flops. It has a weird narrator who uses unnecessarily colorful language, which is great. We get a "grossly embellished fall to the floor" from Reggie Evans, an "over-embellished reaction inconsistent with the level of contact" from Tony Parker, other "flops that will be penalized" from Chris Paul, Josh Smith, Danilo Gallinari, and Ryan Hollins, and, happily, the word "flop"—apparently the terminology the NBA is going with—about 50 times in six minutesAmong the revelations, aside from the narrator, are the apaprent illegalization of Dwyane Wade's leg-kick move, the trick upon which Reggie Miller built his entire career, and the implication that officials will determine, after-the-fact, whether a player was faking "an apparent demonstration of injury." (Better start working on those crocodile tears.) A shorter section of non-flops after all the flops makes it seem like it'll be tough for the officials responsible for figuring who's flopping when. At one point, the narrator mentions that a size mismatch will factor into the officials' decision—smaller players get the benefit of the doubt, even though small players can be very prolific floppers. In other places, it's unclear when some embellishment becomes too much, and at no point do they explain the procedure if a foul that's later named a flop decides a game. The NBA seems to have answered our initial question (suspensions come into play after the fifth violation), but it's easy to see the kinks that need to be worked out, and easy to envision the fits that will be thrown in the interim.