For those strange beings who are motivated by things beyond candy corn-flavored Oreos and watching game highlights, today is your lucky day.
"Why's that," you ask (as you jog in place and adjust your sweatband)?
Because, we're giving away a Garmin Forerunner 10 fitness watch. All you have to do win is take this short survey –- and in no time you'll be measuring your run distances, tracking your best time, and shaming us all with your gleaming calf muscles.
Man, even just writing that sentence was exhausting. Can someone pass the Oreos?
To enter, email the final question of the survey to email@example.com with "Garmin Forerunner Contest" as the subject line. Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. Readers may also enter by sending the survey question and their contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: "Garmin Forerunner Contest", 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York NY 10012. The contest begins on September 10 at 11:59am EST and ends on October 25 at 11:59pm EST.