Dead Letters: "He Should Never Have Access To A Dog"

Welcome back to Dead Letters, the feature in which we reprint our favorite fan mail from throughout the week. It's like Deleted Scenes, but without all the scuzz money. We should take this moment to remind you that all emails to Deadspin and its editors are on the record unless otherwise specified. Now for your letters.

Subject: Dog??? Really??

From: Jerry Berkowitz
To: The Staff

He should never have access to a dog!
Should a child molester. Be allowed access to a scholl-unattended?
Sincerely,

Jerry A. Berkowitz SPPA-AIC
Blue Bell, Pa. 19422

Subject: Please stop linking Jezebel posts

From: Michelle Arian Wahab
To: media@deadspin.com

I don't want to email any of the editors because I don't think this is a priority and I don't want to waste their time, but foR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP LINKING TO JEZEBEL. THEIR POSTS ARE AWFUL. If I want to read bitter feminist posts, I would go to their website. I am a girl and I want to get away from people like that. If their posts have something to do with sports, they're usually bitter and grating and filled with their false views that society has something out for them. The NFL/BCA post was the final straw. And the hateful feminist commentators on those posts are even worse. I really hope Deadspin commentators troll them or something.

Subject: RE: Why Your Team Sucks: San Francisco 49ers

From: Chris Kilzer
To: Drew Magary

Suck it, fuckface.

Subject: FYI

From: Matt Brown
To: Albert Burneko

That was one of the worst articles I have ever seen. Thanks!

From: Albert Burneko
To: Matt Brown

Can't tell you how happy that makes me. Thanks!

Take care.

AB

From: Matt Brown
To: Albert Burneko

You bet! Can we expect a story about the snickers bar next?

Subject: "Idiot" on the field

From: colin smyth
To: Tim Burke

You call the guy an idiot, yet show his picture at the top of page 1 on your website.

Mission accomplished.

Who's the idiot now?

rgds,
Colin Smyth