Beyoncé To Perform At Super Bowl Halftime Show, Has Spawned The Greatest Lede In History

From the Associated Press:

All the single ladies will be watching the upcoming Super Bowl along with football lovers. That's because Beyonce is the halftime show performer.

Do you get it? See, one of Beyoncé's most well-known songs is called "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)." Do you know that song? It's the one that is playing every time you are at a party and all of the girls there start doing a weird dance where they stick out the back of their left hand and repeatedly rotate their wrist. You know what I'm talking about.

Anyway, you get it, right?



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Beyonce set for Super Bowl halftime [AP]