Captain Greenbeard Invites You Upon His Ship, The S.S. Acid Flashback

Oregon continued on its path of destruction last night, obliterating Todd Graham's Arizona State team in Tempe in a game that wasn't near as close as the score might indicate. It brought a smile to the face of Ducks fans who ventured into the Valley of the Sun, this gentleman in particular who we're hoping is a very much alive Jerry Garcia, appearing in the clumsy disguise he's used since faking his death in 1995.