Are you in the Los Angeles area? Do you like dance parties? Do you like Caron Butler of the Clippers? If you answered yes to all three, then we've found your plans for this Friday!
If you're looking for a bit more information than "Caron Butler LA Clippers DANCE PARTY," consult this Craigslist ad, written in all caps:
CARON BUTLER MEET AND GREET PARTY AND CONCERT!!! ALL ARE WELCOME TO PARTY WITH US, HALLOWEEN DANCE PARTY EVENT WITH GUEST NBA BASKETBALL ALL STARS! CELEBRITY GUESTS, LIVE ENTERTAINMENT, & JAMMIN DJ, FOR CHARITY EVENT! 11022 AVIATION BLVD, LA, 90045 NIGHT CLUB. BOOTHS AVAILABLE! 323-407-0397 11022 AVIATION BLVD, LA, 90045 PROUD BIRD RESTAURANT & NIGHT CLUB. FOR PRE SALE TICKETS CALL EARLY THERE GOING FAST TICKETS $20.00 IN ADVANCE 714 381-2044 ASK FOR SUHAH HILL
We tried calling the phone number on the billboard to learn more about what (besides the obvious) will be going on at this Caron Butler dance party, but it turned out to be an automated hotline. Then we called the other number in the Craigslist ad and asked for Suhah Hill but instead talked to a very confused woman.
So, if you know who the "GUEST NBA BASKETBALL ALL STARS" or "CELEBRITY GUESTS" will be, or if you end up attending the Caron Butler dance party, let us know.