Ron Artest IS Metta World Peace IS Garlin Fincher, a veteran detective trading the mean streets of Atlanta for the wilds of Afghanistan. His reasons are his own, his methods unorthodox, but he always gets his man.

Premiering Saturday on Lifetime, The Eleventh Victim is World Peace's feature film debut, based on the book by Nancy Grace. And man, is he promoting the hell out of it: "It's a two-hour movie!" he exclaimed.

Is this the beginning of the end of World Peace's basketball career? Nah. As Fincher always says, "You can't quit because of one crazy scumbag."

[via Slam]