What To Watch Instead Of People Pretending They Know Who Won The Election

In lieu of watching various correspondents attempt to decide the election based on two states' poll results, here are some better options.

If you have NBA League Pass, there are three games on tonight: Magic at Bulls (8 p.m.), Raptors at Thunder (8 p.m.), and Pistons at Nuggets (9 p.m.).

Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel (HBO), 7 p.m.- A Michael Strahan profile, a high-school girls' volleyball team, gay athletes and something on Steve Sabol. This is a strong option.

Ball State at #25 Toledo (ESPN2), 8 p.m. - The 8-1 Rockets look to maintain their MAC dominance (5-0 this season) against the Cardinals.

WWE Smackdown (Syfy), 8 p.m. - It's been three years since SciFi changed to Syfy. They have wrestling tonight.

21 Jump Street (Starz), 9 p.m. - I endorse Channing Tatum in more movies. He's funny.

Minute To Win It (GSN), 7 p.m. - Hold on to your fucking pants. There are THREE new episodes of Minute To Win It tonight.

Dog With A Blog (Disney), 8 p.m. - This looks fun! The season opener introduces a dog with a blog.

Phat Girlz (Oxygen), 7 p.m. - Mo'Nique and Godfrey are in this 2006 comedy. From Rotten Tomatoes: "The first word of the movie's title stands for Pretty Hot and Thick. The second word is never spelled out, but it could mean Good Intentions Ruined by Lousy Zingers." Kirk Honeycutt with the buuuuurn!