An occasional miscellany (with a head nod toward this great old post on Runner's World's website).

Assaulted by man with "pudding bowl" hairstyle

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Attacked by kangaroo

Attacked by owl (England)

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Attacked by owls (Canada)

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Attacked with knife

"Backside" grabbed

Bitten by Rottweiller

Breasts groped by shirtless man

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Chased by intoxicated man

Concussed by cup of soda

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Deer rifle pointed at

Dog-walker attacked by

Driver's license belonging to David Petraeus's lover found by

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Eight-year-old boy choked by

Genitals exposed to

Hit by police car

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Hit by car (three joggers)

Hit by falling tree branch during Hurricane Sandy

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Hit by minivan

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Injured in slingshot attack

Injured in hit-and-run with tractor trailer

Killed in crossfire of police shootout

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Kissed on leg by attacker

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Lied about being raped

Mistaken for kidnapper

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Murder victim discovered by

Overturned car spotted by

Publicly shamed after kicking down Canadian flags on Remembrance Day

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Run into by tram [VIDEO]

Scared by suspicious man

Shot with pellet gun

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"Slapped on the buttocks"

Stabbed repeatedly

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"Treated as a punchbag," robbed

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Wallet, ring stolen