Last week, friend of the site Jeremy Roenick sent out an interesting tweet:
Is there a good lawyer in the Toronto area that can oversee my dispute on tues?— Jeremy Roenick (@Jeremy_Roenick) November 2, 2012
No, Roenick wasn't seeking counsel for a divorce. He just wanted to make sure everything's kosher before he beats the piss out of a Twitter troll.
This tweet came after chirping all day with @LaBlancaElGrand, an account bearing a picture of a bloodier JR from his playing days. The grand white's account is protected, so we can't see what undoubtedly brilliant things he said to get Roenick so mad. It did provoke these gems, though:
@lablancaelgrand no but ill give u a free nose job if u want— Jeremy Roenick (@Jeremy_Roenick) November 1, 2012
@lablancaelgrand actually go redeem ur Obama food stamp and buy a pack of smokesu loser— Jeremy Roenick (@Jeremy_Roenick) November 1, 2012
Having finally convinced his antagonist to fight him in person for charity, Roenick then explored the legality of beating someone up in Toronto:
I'd say that's a pretty successful troll, who convinces an ex-NHLer to risk jail time to get revenge.