A tie! Nothing brings more joy to fans of novelty, more consternation to playoff-scenario-figure-outers, or more mercy to viewers than a tie. The first in the NFL since 2008, the second in a decade, the 24-24 final score of yesterday's St. Louis-San Francisco game was perplexing to both teams—should you be happy you didn't lose? Sad you didn't win?—but more than that gives us all the opportunity to find 2012's Donovan McNabb.
McNabb famously had no clue that Eagles-Bengals could ever end in a tie, at least until it did.