It was very, very dark in Oregon at the beginning of this Gameday installment, so big shout-out to University of Oregon students for not only being awake, but for having made their signs the night before.

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Anybody Seen Mark?

It Was Actually Dark, Too! Play "From Here To Eternity," Mariota

Indeed. Also—since when is it cool to just use a Facebook picture as your Gameday sign?

The Stanford Defense Is Going To Be Walking Around Like

They Call D'Anthony Thomas DAT, By The Way

Smack Down In Quack Town

That's it for this week. If you missed the ritualistic duck slaughter that closed out Gameday this week, check it out.